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Terms & Conditions

Please read carefully.

Welcome to Videa, the app where you can capture your life, your pet's life, and even that random bird you thought might go viral. Please read these T&Cs carefully, even if you’re probably just here for the fun bits.

  1. Acceptance of These Wild T&Cs

    By downloading, using, or even thinking about using Videa, you acknowledge that you are bound by these terms. If you do not agree (and we mean truly do not agree), please uninstall Videa by either deleting it, saying goodbye to all your dreams of stardom, and possibly weeping softly.

  2. What You're Allowed to Do (a.k.a. "The Fun Stuff")

    Record video content of life’s moments, from epic events to your ninth cup of coffee. Just a reminder that by “video,” we mean clips under 10 minutes because, let’s face it, that’s about as long as anyone’s attention span these days.

    • Add crazy filters: Yes, go ahead and make yourself look like a 12-foot alien or a fuzzy avocado, but remember, all faces must still be somewhat recognizable as human.
    • Share with friends: Feel free, but be warned: they might judge you (or worse, keep it forever).
  3. What You Absolutely Cannot Do (a.k.a. "The Boring but Necessary Stuff")
    • Don’t use Videa to film your neighbors without permission. We’re here for laughs, not lawsuits.
    • Videa did not involve harm to animals in any way. Please keep it that way—your pet’s consent is assumed not given unless they’re really clear about it.
    • Attempting to replace your weather app by pointing Videa at the sky is not an approved use, nor will it produce accurate forecasts.
  4. License to Laugh and Be Embarrassed

    By using Videa, you grant us a non-exclusive, worldwide license to maybe laugh at your videos in the privacy of our office and possibly with our moms. (Just kidding, we actually take privacy seriously. But come on, keep it funny!)

  5. Privacy of Your Precious Data

    We only collect the essentials, including your name, email, and favorite pizza topping. However, we can’t guarantee this data will make you cooler or help you order pizza faster.

  6. Liability Disclaimer (a.k.a. "Don’t Sue Us, Please")

    If you trip while recording a cartwheel, that’s on you. If your friends laugh at you, that’s on them. Videa accepts zero responsibility for any antics, mishaps, or failed hair flips.

  7. Final Words of Wisdom

    Videa is here purely for your entertainment. If you do go viral, we can’t take credit or apologize. Have fun, get creative, and remember—whatever happens on Videa might live forever on the internet.

Privacy Policy

Something something something... your data is safe.

We care about your privacy almost as much as you do. This is the part where we tell you what we collect, why we collect it, and why you probably don’t need to worry about it (spoiler: we’re not that nosy).

  1. What We Collect (a.k.a. "Just the Basics, We Swear")

    When you join Videa, we ask for the essentials:

    • Your Name (to make you feel like a real person here).
    • Email Address (so we can send you the occasional, probably entertaining, update).
    • Your Sense of Humor (okay, we don’t actually collect this one, but you can bet we’re banking on it).
  2. Why We Need This Stuff (a.k.a. "How to Keep Videa from Imploding")
    • Run the app without breaking it: It’s a lot harder to keep things running when we don’t know who’s in here.
    • Send you updates, but not too often: Maybe you’ll get one email a month. Maybe less. We have short attention spans, too.
    • Show you features we think you’ll like: If you’re all about the animal filters, we’ll remember that (so you don’t have to scroll through alien ones).
  3. What We Don’t Do (a.k.a. "No Sneaky Stuff Here")

    Videa promises we won’t share, sell, or rent your info. We like you, but we don’t like you that much. The only time we might hand over your data is if the law tells us to. (We may be funny, but we’re not above the law.)

  4. Cookies, Not the Tasty Kind

    Videa uses cookies to make things run smoothly. We’d rather be handing out real cookies (seriously, if you have some, we’ll take them), but digital cookies help the app remember what you like and work out the kinks. They don’t track you outside of Videa—we’re not that clingy.

  5. Keeping Your Data Safe (a.k.a. "Your Data’s Fort Knox in Here")

    We use high-level encryption to keep your info as safe as it’d be if it were buried under 12 feet of concrete. No one is getting into your data—unless, of course, you accidentally share it with your nosy best friend.

  6. Your Rights (a.k.a. "Your Data, Your Rules")

    You have the right to:

    • Ask us for a copy of whatever info we have on you (it’s probably not much).
    • Tell us to delete everything if you’re moving to the wilderness without Wi-Fi (just email us, and we’ll happily hit delete).
  7. Policy Changes (a.k.a. "If We Ever Update This")

    If we ever make major changes, we’ll let you know. It’s kind of like how your mom tells you when she rearranges the kitchen—just so you’re not completely lost.

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